the unusual life

  I am a kind and passionate blogger who is always packing and uses numerous pseudonyms so no one seeking vengeance can find me. 

  I am a professional writer, published around the world, who loves sharing his experiences as long as someone else pays for them. 

  My writing on this blog will focus on topics such as: 

How many women I've banged ("Tales of the Titty"); 

How I married into one of the richest families on the planet (Knighthood Economics/Queen of England/Picasso as Wedding Present/already wealthy in the 1500's) ...and ended up broke ("Never Trust a Prenuptial in Hebrew"); 

How many countries I've actually lived in (not visited, lived in) (10) and their mostly shitty, violence filled cities (44); 

How many times I've been booed off stage (x^10) as a stand up comedian, being "Shortlisted by the BBC (NOT Big Black Cock)" as one of Britain's "Top New Comedians" and having used six different pseudonyms to get past strict immigration laws;

"The Unusual Life" tries to explain my overwhelming bitterness towards the plethora of famous assholes I've known intimately over the years who won't loan me money or return my calls (from perhaps the most famous actress on the planet down to lowly, "half-assed famous" (his words) John Bloom/Joe Bob Briggs with whom I shared Elvis' bullet-ridden bathroom high atop the International Hotel (f/k/a)l in Las Vegas);

But most specifically about my years as an actor, including how many television shows I've co-starred in (over 3 dozen, once spent the day in bed with Joan Collins - on set - and had JR kick me in the ass to get me out of a room faster - "Dallas") and yet remain half-assed famous because nobody ever saw them 'cause they were all in Europe and the Middle East (check a few out below), and how this ultimately drove me to create "The Unusual Life," personal recollections filled with deeply hateful and sardonic comments, essays and cartoons  (happy face here).